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XXX Jokes
Question: Why is sperm donation more expensive rather than blood donation?
Answer: Because it’s HANDMADE!!
Man No 1 : “My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said ‘first gear, 2nd gear….”
Man No 2 : “My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said “Full tank please.”
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman’s period?
Answer : Your SALARY! It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn’t come, you’re in big trouble!
Awoman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospitalbed, slapped her husband & shouted, “I told you not to do it doggy style!”
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in abank.The teller says, “Sorry, madam, this note is a fake.”"Oh no!”exclaimed the prostitute, “I have been RAPED!”
“Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?”"The truth is = she has a big mouth!”
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.Shesaid, “Aww, so sorry… excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy thatmy back hole laugh out loud!”
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
What’sthe difference between biology and sociology?When the baby looks likehis mom or dad = it’s biology. When he looks like the neighbour, = itis sociology.
What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.
Whoever first said “A dog is man’s best friend” = he must have never seen a pussy before…….
Why is breast milk good for health?Because it is great for bloodcirculation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Amother was scolding the daughter, “I don’t like the guy you are goingout with. He is too dumb.”"No, Mama,” she said, “He is going to be adoctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used tohave every month!”
Answer: Because it’s HANDMADE!!
Man No 1 : “My wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep, she holds my dick & said ‘first gear, 2nd gear….”
Man No 2 : “My wife is worse! She puts my dick inside her & said “Full tank please.”
Question : What is the closest thing that is similar to a woman’s period?
Answer : Your SALARY! It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days & if it doesn’t come, you’re in big trouble!
Awoman gave birth to 6 babies. On seeing this she got off the hospitalbed, slapped her husband & shouted, “I told you not to do it doggy style!”
A prostitute goes to deposit a $100 bill in abank.The teller says, “Sorry, madam, this note is a fake.”"Oh no!”exclaimed the prostitute, “I have been RAPED!”
“Your secretary publicly said you have a small dick, what would you comment on this?”"The truth is = she has a big mouth!”
A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a big fart after making love.Shesaid, “Aww, so sorry… excuse me pleazo, Front hole is so happy thatmy back hole laugh out loud!”
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
What’sthe difference between biology and sociology?When the baby looks likehis mom or dad = it’s biology. When he looks like the neighbour, = itis sociology.
What do u call the useless piece of flesh attached to the dick ? = The MAN.
Whoever first said “A dog is man’s best friend” = he must have never seen a pussy before…….
Why is breast milk good for health?Because it is great for bloodcirculation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.
Why was the two-piece bikini invented?To separate the meat section from the dairy section.
Amother was scolding the daughter, “I don’t like the guy you are goingout with. He is too dumb.”"No, Mama,” she said, “He is going to be adoctor. See, he has already cured me of that illness that I used tohave every month!”
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